This is how you want to play it, Labash? You think I’m ashamed? Fine. FINE.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlAbdpZSna4
I need a minute.
Okay. Okay. When I loan you something, Matt Labash, I expect you to take care of it. Maybe you don’t respect your own personal property, but you should respect other people’s. How would you like it if I took this cassette tape of Olivia Newton-John’s Physical you loaned me and — whoops! — accidentally hurled it out the window? Because that’s what just happened. Oh no, look! It turns out there are cars on this street! Guess it’s back to eBay for you, funny man.
In other news, Greg Gutfeld is hilarious and also a nice person.