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Report: Justin Bieber is 3 percent of Twitter

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If you believe that Twitter is full of inane, immature narcissism, here’s one in your solar plexus.

For an allegation has reached my eyes and baffled them into blindness. The allegation is that, at any given moment, at any given movement of your lungs and toes, 3 percent of Twitter’s infrastructure is dedicated solely to the one person who most defines our hopes and our times.

I am not speaking of Kim Kardashian, nor of Rep. Jack Kimble. I am speaking of the one person who can unite men and women, young and old, sane and slightly less so: Justin Bieber.

A fascinatingly hopeful post at Gizmodo offers that Dustin Curtis, a designer of some repute, was told by an employee at Twitter that 3 percent of the company’s infrastructure is dedicated to the little man with the unreal voice and the even more unreal hair.

Full story: Report: Justin Bieber is 3 percent of Twitter – CNET News

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