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Perturbed Playmate panics, paws at plane door mid-passage

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It’s a sign of how sad and debased the news industry has become that today this qualifies as “the Lighter Side of the News.” E! Online:

Playboy pinup Tiffany Livingston melted down while flying from Orlando to Newark yesterday and wound up in federal custody after she tried to open a the plane door—but unlike [Steven] Slater, she tried to make her grand exit midflight.

Livingston reportedly experienced an anxiety attack on board JetBlue Flight 522 when the aircraft hit some turbulence. The 21-year-old model then tried to bail out at 35,000 feet.

I don’t blame her. Have you been to Newark?

Jim Treacher