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Last night CNN unveiled its new weapon against Bill O’Reilly: Crossfire Lite with a Pleasant Enough Lady and a Whoremonger. Er, I mean Parker Spitzer. In case you missed it, which you did, here’s their inaugural panel with none other than Andrew Breitbart (courtesy of Mediaite):

ZZZZZZZZZwha? Huh? I’m awake. I’m awake. Well, that was alright, I guess. I’m just glad CNN didn’t comply with Spitzer’s wardrobe demands: nothing but a necktie and black socks.

P.S. NYDN: Hooker-plagued former Gov. Eliot Spitzer, host of new CNN talk show, should not be advising America.

P.P.S. NYT: “The ickiness factor of Parker Spitzer may subside, but the first glimpse of CNN’s latest offering on Monday was hard to watch.”

P.P.P.S. For once, Spitzer came last.