You might think the Dems are losing popularity because they keep doing things most Americans don’t like. Wrong! Courtesy of Byron York, here’s the Reprimander-in-Chief to set you straight:
At a Saturday-evening fundraiser held in the home of a wealthy Massachusetts hospital executive, President Obama suggested Democrats are having difficulties in midterm campaigning because Americans simply aren’t thinking clearly… “Part of the reason that our politics seems so tough right now, and facts and science and argument do not seem to be winning the day all the time, is because we’re hard-wired not to always think clearly when we’re scared,” Obama told the assembled Democrats, who paid $15,200 a person to attend. “And the country is scared.”
That clears things up, doesn’t it? The Democrats are about to lose big because everybody’s scared, whereas Obama won despite the fact that people were scared. You were thinking clearly when you voted for him, but now you just can’t push back the fear. What are you, chicken? Are you too chicken to vote Democrat, dummy? Huh? Bawk-bawk-bawk-BAWWWWWK!!
This is you, according to Obama:
Ha ha ha, you big scaredy-cat! Also you’re dumb. They didn’t want your vote anyway.
In other news to brighten my Monday morning, read this and this and this and this and this… unless you’re a wuss.
P.S. Your fear-induced dimwittedness also prevents you from understanding how cogent Harry Reid is here:
When you think to yourself, “Appropriately enough, Harry Reid is both a boob and a butthole,” that’s just the fear talking.
P.P.S. Kaus: “…usually the ‘blame the customer’ approach, as Mark Shields calls it, takes hold in the wake of an election defeat. Obama has broken new ground by moving it up to three weeks in advance of the vote.”