DC Trawler

Ask Matt Labash why he tasks me

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In this week’s column, Labash explains the three heretofore-unwritten rules of submitting questions to him. The third rule is this:

Under no circumstances will puns be tolerated. Anyone who puns is banned for eternity from this column. Punners are several life-forms below even haikuists. And I think you know how I feel about haiku. So no puns. No exceptions.

To which I can only reply:

I hate puns as well
The lowest form of humor
Other than whale jokes

Oooooooohhhh!! But you should read Labash anyway. And floss more. Actually, ever.

Jim Treacher