During the 2008 presidential campaign, the Dems told us that John McCain was so old, he’d probably drop dead of instacancer before he could even put his hand on the Bible. But that was a whole two years ago. Forget about hating the elderly, you guys. Now it’s time to be scared that the crazy Republicans want to destroy them!
(The broken air hockey table is my fault. Hey, nothing can get in my way when I gotta dance.)