It’s stupid and dangerous to eat nothing but Twinkies. That’s why I eat nothing but Sno Balls. Seriously though, that guy from Super Size Me is a jerk, and I’m glad Science has finally proven him wrong.
See the official Red Eye page for more clips from last night’s show. Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock was one of the other guests. I’m going to read his new book, How to Beat Up Anybody. Then I will use his own techniques to defeat him. Then I will stand over his slowly cooling corpse and whisper: “The student has become the master.” Oh wait, I can’t, I’m a cripple. Never mind.
P.S. More Riggsness.