The Jets aren’t the only ones after Tom Brady’s scalp. So is Mother Nature.
And with no offensive line to protect the New England Patriots quarterback from failing follicles, Brady has reportedly consulted a hair transplant specialist to keep his mane – and matinee idol image – intact.
Reports that Brady has been sacked by vanity – and the demands of supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen – are likely to be fresh meat for rabid Jets fans eager to beat the Patriots next Monday.
Still, there’s at least one New Yorker rooting for the balding Brady – if not his team.
We’ll call him Bob.
“Get it done,” the 67-year-old salesman, who got his hair transplant a decade ago, advised the NFLer. “You will look better. You will feel better.”
Brady’s strategy, which appears to be growing his locks long and stringy to cover up the bald spot, “is only attracting more attention to the problem,” Bob said.