DC Trawler

Has NASA found life on other planets?

NASA just put out this press release:

NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.

Dennis Kucinich could not be reached for comment.

This is how it starts, people. First NASA holds a press conference. And then, eventually, inevitably:

You can’t say you weren’t warned, earthlings.

(Hat tip: Kottke)