This should really turn things around for him:
That was the third time they tried the Archimedes Death Ray, after busting the myth twice. And last night they did so yet again. Insisting on trying a failed idea over and over because maybe this time it’ll work? That’s our Obama!
Remember: Appearing on reality TV is unpresidential, but only if you’re a Republican.
P.S. Courtesy of Raquel Esparragoza, here are some lefties who aren’t quite as thrilled with Obama as Adam & Jamie are:
That’s right, the bourgeoisie must be punished! The workers control the means of production! From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs!