As everyone knows, Charlie Sheen had a wild night earlier this week (though really, it was just Charlie being Charlie) and had to go to the hospital as a result.
Luckily, the crafty staff at TMZ has learned details of what went on and what was said during the first part of that evening:
‘Sources connected to Charlie tell us … the actor brought his realtor and some of his XXX lady friends to dinner with his neighbor George Santo Pietro — Vanna White’s ex-husband.’
During the dinner, Charlie purportedly drank quite a bit and then agreed to rent out Pietro’s estate for several months while George is in Thailand (recruiting more “actresses” for Charlie, perhaps?). While Sheen already occupies quite a large mansion, he explained that he’d like to start a “porn family,” and thus needs another home where all of his lady/actress friends can live.
Let that sink in for a moment.
CBS pays Sheen so much money ($825K for every half-hour episode) that he has dreamed a dream of having a home where porn stars, his massive stash of cocaine, and pretty much whatever else he feels like can live in harmony and in anticipation of his next visit.
Is he insane, or brilliant?
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