Anderson Cooper bashes Snooki

Alyssa Moody Contributor
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It’s safe to assume you won’t catch Anderson Cooper fist-pumping anytime soon. The television host was unabashedly blunt regarding his opinion of Jersey Shore, and its pint-sized star, “Snooki.” Cooper added “all the people who are paying Snooki to, well, be Snooki” to his “RidicuList” on last night’s edition of “Anderson Cooper 360.” Cooper refereed to the star as an “impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle loving, Botero body, pint-sized money-making machine.” Zing!

Cooper’s rant was inspired by increased frustration that institutions like Rutgers University were paying the reality star $32,000 for delivering one speech to the student body. He also slammed nightclubs that reportedly pay the tiny tan star up to $25,000 for making just one appearance at their establishment. Snooki wasn’t the only Jersey Shore star Cooper criticized. He also bashed the entire cast for receiving roughly $100,000 per episode.

Watch the hilarity unfold below: