If you disagree with Rachel “Don’t Call Me Dude” Maddow and Bill “Syphilitic Proboscis Monkey” Maher, then they hate you and they’re not shy about saying so:
I don’t know why Maddow gets demolished in the ratings night after night. I could listen to that voice for literally seconds at a time. Why aren’t you watching her show, America, even though she’s so much smarter than you? As for Maher, if I were him, I’d be bitter too that nobody wants to make DC Cab 2: Cabbin’ Fever. I would also be typing this from a tub full of RID.
(Hat tip: Newsbusters)