Yay, it’s here! Today’s the day we all give thanks to the government for allowing us to keep some of our own money. I mean their money! After all:
All money belongs to the government. Would it kill you to show a little gratitude that they let you keep some of it?
Now get back to work, you. Produce the wealth that will be spent by your betters, more wisely and more ethically than you could ever spend it yourself.
P.S. Mary Katharine Ham: My Special Day with the IRS.
P.P.S. Oh, that’s right, it’s on Monday this year. Never mind, then.