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Man attacked by ‘booty call ninjas’

Laura Donovan Contributor
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There’s a first time for everything. A 44-year-old Chicago man told police officials that he was the victim of violent “booty call ninjas” on Friday.

According to the Herald News, the man said he’d been jumped around 1:15 a.m. after telling a former flame to come by his house to hook up. (Drunk wannabe knight rams into woman’s house in failed attempt at wooing)

“Upon arrival, officers found the man drenched in blood,” police said. “He said he’d called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex. She agreed to come over.”

Katherine M. Casarez allegedly notified the man via text message that she was in the alley. She had him leave his home and meet her.

“As he walked to her vehicle a masked man jumped from the darkness yelling and swung a pair of nunchuks at him — hitting him in the head,” police said. “Casarez grabbed a second pair of nunchuks from her vehicle and hit him in the head as well.”

The victim identified his former girlfriend and her new man as his attackers, and Casarez reportedly confessed to clobbering her ex with nunchuks.

At the scene of the crime, police officials reportedly discovered “two throwing stars — one stuck into a telephone pole.”

Laura Donovan