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MSNBC suspends Mark Halperin for calling Obama a ‘mashed-up bag of meat with ears on it’

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Oh no, wait, I got him mixed up with that other guy. MSNBC actually suspended Halperin for saying Obama was “dancing as fast as he can while never losing sight of his real master.”

Oh no, wait, I got him mixed up with that other other guy. MSNBC actually suspended Halperin for calling Obama a “teabagger.”

Oh no, wait, I got him mixed up with that other other other guy. MSNBC actually suspended Halperin for calling Obama a “dick.”

If Halperin had called George W. Bush a “dick” on live TV, the only question would be the number of floats in Halperin’s parade.

What a mess, NBC.