Free AK-47 when you open a business account

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Do you happen to need an AK-47, as well as a company to process your credit card transactions?

If so, that would make today your lucky day, strangely enough. — a Sarasota-based company that provides the equipment and processing for credit-card transactions in businesses — announced its “Free AK-47 Giveaway” yesterday, offering an AK-47 worth up to $750 for new accounts based on how much credit-card processing volume businesses put through the company.

Full story: Florida Company Offering Free AK-47s for People Opening New Accounts With Them – Broward/Palm Beach News – The Daily Pulp.

Kells Hetherington