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Tucker Carlson’s dinner with Bill Ayers will be a blast

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I’m greatly looking forward to Tucker’s Mr. Carlson’s upcoming dinner date with Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, assuming the two “former” terrorists* don’t weasel out of it. You don’t need a weatherman to know which way to pass the rolls…

Note to Bill & Bernie: As you know, the seating arrangements can make all the difference between a successful, memorable dinner party and an utter dud. Just make sure to place yourselves at the far end of the table, well out of concussive range.

As for you, boss, just be careful. The last time these two incorrigible scamps had people over for dinner, one of the guests excused himself to go to the bathroom, and… well…

P.S. Speaking of Murtaghs, maybe Mr. Carlson could invite this gentleman to accompany him.

*Would you say “former rapist” or “former murderer”? No, you wouldn’t.