DC Trawler

Put down that copy of the Constitution and back away slowly, you terrorist

Keeping the homeland secure isn’t easy when so many crazy, brainwashed wackjobs are still out there, worshipping ancient documents written by long-dead troublemakers. Patrick Poole at PJ Media reports:

A recently published “lexicon” distributed to thousands of federal, state, and local law enforcement agencies by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) targets citizens concerned about their Second Amendment rights and the steady encroachment of the federal government, categorizing such as “militia extremists…”

Its definition of “militia extremists” states:

(U//FOUO) Groups or individuals who facilitate or engage in acts of violence directed at federal, state, or local government officials or infrastructure in response to their belief that the government deliberately is stripping Americans of their freedoms and is attempting to establish a totalitarian regime. These individuals consequently oppose many federal and state authorities’ laws and regulations, (particularly those related to firearms ownership), and often belong to armed paramilitary groups. They often conduct paramilitary training designed to violently resist perceived government oppression or to violently overthrow the US Government. (Page 2 of 3, emphasis added)

So what drives militia extremism according to DHS now is “belief that the government deliberately is stripping Americans of their freedoms.” It is demonstrated by opposing “many federal and state authorities’ laws and regulations, (particularly those related to firearms ownership)…”

Another indicator, according to DHS, is that militia extremists “often belong to paramilitary groups,” which would mean that there are “militia extremists” who aren’t part of a militia. So if you oppose federal regulations and support the Second Amendment to the Constitution, and though you don’t actually belong to a militia, you can still be branded a “militia extremist” by your own government, and presumably be targeted by law enforcement agencies.

Such talk is just paranoid. No wonder these teabaggers are on a watchlist.

If you hear somebody humming this repugnant, subversive piece of propaganda, report him to DHS immediately:

If we don’t put a stop this now, these dangerous extremists might start vandalizing public property and burning things and throwing bricks at cops. Every moment we wait is another moment these deranged Amendment-huggers plan their terrifying crime spree. Let’s stop it before it starts, America. Liberty is too important to waste on the undeserving.

P.S. If you won’t listen to me about how much the Constitution sucks, maybe you’ll listen to Ruth Bader Ginsburg.