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Top 5 reasons to support Obama’s push for algae-powered cars

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  1. We’ve got our best people working on it: SpongeBob, Aquaman, the Little Mermaid…
  2. It’ll finally pay off all those billions we spent bailing out Atlantis.
  3. Who needs “new car smell” when you can have “aroma of shower curtain”?
  4. Cars and Algae: Greater Together
  5. It’s not as if he said something stupid like, “Let’s put people on the moon.” (Nice try, Newt!)

I was going to do a top 10, but it’s Friday afternoon and I don’t care and neither do you. Unless you do care, in which case you’re more than welcome to contribute.

P.S.

Obama 2012: Four More Dollars Per Gallon

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Jim Treacher