- We’ve got our best people working on it: SpongeBob, Aquaman, the Little Mermaid…
- It’ll finally pay off all those billions we spent bailing out Atlantis.
- Who needs “new car smell” when you can have “aroma of shower curtain”?
- Cars and Algae: Greater Together
- It’s not as if he said something stupid like, “Let’s put people on the moon.” (Nice try, Newt!)
I was going to do a top 10, but it’s Friday afternoon and I don’t care and neither do you. Unless you do care, in which case you’re more than welcome to contribute.
Obama 2012: Four More Dollars Per Gallon