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'Someone please help me.'

He survives. For now.

Picture taken just before The Harvest.

Let its last meal bear the name of its devourer.

Its final moments. It knows.

When you grab it by this, it knows there is no escape.

Savor its despair.

Nothing tenderizes the flesh quite like abject humiliation.

'Why have you betrayed me?'

Accurate food labeling is important.

Update: I almost forgot the most important one. How will you lead it to its doom without this?

The irony is bitter. The flesh is sweet.

Barack’s best friend: a full stomach.

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Jim Treacher