This just in: Bill Clinton has a wandering eye. It turns out that all of the Monicas, Gennifers, Kathleens, Paulas and Elizabeths in the world weren’t enough to satiate ol’ Slick Willy, because he’s still creeping on young ladies.
In a New York Times profile published Wednesday about Trudie Styler (Sting’s wife and tantric sex partner) the most interesting nugget is about the former president’s staring problem:
…Bill Clinton, Ms. Styler’s guest of honor, mingled with Aretha Franklin and Tom Hanks, then ogled Jennifer Hudson, prying his eyes away just long enough to explain what had induced him to come. “Sting and Trudie and I have been friends for a long time,” Mr. Clinton said, stealing a glance at his hostess, whose clingy white Pucci gown showed the outline of her underwear. Oh, and yes, “I believe in their cause.”
But who can blame him? Jennifer Hudson is a good looking lady. What’s that? Oh yes, that’s right, of course. His wife, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, can blame him.
Who knows –maybe they have since compromised and have a “look, don’t touch” policy, much like most museums.