A day will come when I stop enjoying this. Today is not that day.
Here’s Gary Eaton on Obama’s dog-eatin’ (with apologies to Hall & Oates):
At Knowyourmeme.com, the page for “Obama, the Eater of Dogs” is going strong, and the gallery is growing by the hour. I’ve seen several variations on this one, but this is my favorite:
I haven’t had this much fun ridiculing a dog-eating president since the last dog-eating president, who was… Hmm. Let me get back to you on that one. I guess everything Obama does is historic!
As for our moral, ethical, and intellectual superiors in the Democratic Party who don’t appreciate this one bit, here’s a question:
If you don’t want to talk about dogs, why did you bring up dogs?
Now: Add up the number of days you’ve yammered about Romney’s dog. Take that sum and add 1. Find a calendar, count out that number of days from today, and mark the date. That’s the day I’ll consider not hurting your feelings anymore by bringing up the fact that Obama eats dogs.
Or November 7, 2012. Whichever comes first.
Update:
If you think Rick Perry eating a corn dog is hilarious, but @BarackObama eating a hound dog is SHUT UP, #YouMightBeALiberal.
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
To all my liberal friends: Just imagine how much fun you’d have had if George Bush was a dog-eater. Then double it. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 21, 2012
.@TheDemocrats keep opening doors and then complaining about what walks through them. #WarOnWomen #ObamaEatsDogs #polygamy
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s speeches & his homemade chili? A: One’s a bully pulpit, the other’s a pulpy pitbull. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
Does anybody know when the most recent picture of Obama and Bo was taken? I want to count the days until the next one. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
.@MittRomney put a dog on a car. @BarackObama carved up a dog. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
Suddenly, nobody wants to talk about dogs anymore: abcn.ws/Jla3Jj (They’re low-carb, @KeithOlbermann. Just sayin’.) #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
Good timing, unnamed editorialist for the @ChicagoTribune! chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/e… #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
Obama loves to eat dogs. #ObamaEatsDogs MT @BorowitzReport Romney reassures dog lovers: “I care way more about dogs than about poor people.”
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
.@KeithOlbermann is as hypocritical about presidential candidates & dogs as he is about everything else: bit.ly/I2Dy2M #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
Why did you bring up the topic of dogs? MT @KeithOlbermann: POTUS wrote of dog meat in 1995. Why didn’t you protest in 2008? Or last year?
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
“Woof. Don’t think it matters? Two words: Michael. Vick.” — @KeithOlbermann, when @TheDemocrats thought dogs were an issue. #ObamaEatsDogs
— ‘Jim’ ‘Treacher’ (@jtLOL) April 22, 2012
Update: DC Trawler commenter 13times has a good question.
On Mon, April 16, 2012 ABC’s World News anchor Diane Sawyer felt one dog merited national media attention.
On Sun, April 22, 2012 ABC’s This Week anchor George Stephanopoulos felt two dogs were one to many.
What happened?