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I don’t know if you guys have heard, but Obama eats dogs

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A day will come when I stop enjoying this. Today is not that day.

Here’s Gary Eaton on Obama’s dog-eatin’ (with apologies to Hall & Oates):

At Knowyourmeme.com, the page for “Obama, the Eater of Dogs” is going strong, and the gallery is growing by the hour. I’ve seen several variations on this one, but this is my favorite:

Obama eats dogs.

I haven’t had this much fun ridiculing a dog-eating president since the last dog-eating president, who was… Hmm. Let me get back to you on that one. I guess everything Obama does is historic!

As for our moral, ethical, and intellectual superiors in the Democratic Party who don’t appreciate this one bit, here’s a question:

If you don’t want to talk about dogs, why did you bring up dogs?

Now: Add up the number of days you’ve yammered about Romney’s dog. Take that sum and add 1. Find a calendar, count out that number of days from today, and mark the date. That’s the day I’ll consider not hurting your feelings anymore by bringing up the fact that Obama eats dogs.

Or November 7, 2012. Whichever comes first.


Update: DC Trawler commenter 13times has a good question.

On Mon, April 16, 2012  ABC’s World News anchor Diane Sawyer felt one dog merited national media attention.

On Sun, April 22, 2012 ABC’s This Week anchor George Stephanopoulos felt two dogs were one to many.

What happened?