DC Trawler

If it’s Monday, Mayor Alec Baldwin must’ve quit Twitter again

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No. No, this can’t be happening. Where did he go?

Here’s his last tweet ever, forever and always:

Did somebody figure out how to use Twitter to take Alec’s picture? He hates that. And now he’s abandoned Twitter and he’s never coming back. First TomKat, now this. My heart is not a plaything, Hollywood.

Oh yeah, and Mayor Baldwin got married yesterday too. Whatever.

P.S. NY Post:

Alec Baldwin may have kept his roiling temper at bay during his weekend wedding — but he admits he fantasizes about violently offing his enemies.

In the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine, which hits stands this week, the surly actor said he has wanted to murder the lawyer of ex-wife Kim Basinger “with a baseball bat.”

Baldwin added he would have liked to “gut’’ TMZ producer Harvey Levin, who on his Web site posted the infamous voicemails of Baldwin calling his teenage daughter a “pig.”

“I wanted to stick a knife in him and gut him and kill him, and I wanted him to die breathing his last breath looking into my eyes,” Baldwin told the magazine.

The newlyweds are registered at Satriale’s Pork Store.