Think Progress: “If you like your unicorn, you can keep your unicorn”

This is an actual headline at “Think” “Progress”:

“Obamacare Is a Major Tax Cut for Middle Class Families!” Well, of course. It must be true, because the Center for American Progress says so. See, the very simple logic goes like this:

1. Obamacare isn’t a tax.
2. Obamacare isn’t much of a tax.
3. Obamacare is actually a tax cut!

Look, there’s even a chart:

See? It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?

So now you will shut up about it, wingnut.

SHUT. UP.