The Chick-fil-A nontroversy continues apace. Now some of the leading minds in America are weighing in on this crucial issue, and so is Roseanne.
WARNING: Don’t read the following tweets if you’re not prepared to have your mind blown clean out your damn skull with all the important nutritional info and stuff like that. Plus, there’s a bad word or two because it’s Roseanne Barr.
anyone who eats Shit Fil-A deserves to get the cancer that is sure to come from eating antibiotic filled tortured chickens 4Christ
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) July 25, 2012
Giving ur kds Cancer from processed fast food is child abuse
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) July 25, 2012
christian liars: i never wished cancer on you at all-jesus will punish u 4 ur deceit-I said processed foods cause cancer- #chickfilA
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) July 25, 2012
Retreading my tweet I realize that I used the wrong word-I shouldn’t have used the word deserves
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) July 25, 2012
No one deserves cancer at all! I’m not that type of person who blames victims.
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) July 25, 2012
You lucky people. Thanks to the magnanimity and beneficence of Roseanne Barr, you’ve been spared cancer for eating a chicken sandwich made by someone who dared to express his religious beliefs in the United States of America.
All is forgiven, Tom Arnold. We didn’t know. I mean, we had an idea — how could we not? — but we didn’t know.
(Hat tip: Twitchy)