Many conservatives are likely considering a move to Canada or perhaps New Zealand now that President Obama has won re-election and the Democratic Party holds the Senate once again.
But the real national tragedy here is that America will have to live with for four more years: David Axelrod’s decades-old mustache.
Obama’s longtime advisor said last week, “I will come on Morning Joe and I will shave off my mustache of forty years if we lose [Minnesota, Michigan, or Pennsylvania].”
Since Obama won all three of those states as well as the presidential election, Axe will be rocking the ‘stache forever, and ever.
