DC Trawler

When Black Friday comes, I’ll stand down by the door…

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It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and you know what that means: It’s time to stay inside, safe and sound, and watch a bunch of idiots trampling each other at Walmart.


Apparently this shrieking mob was shrieking and mobbing over a sale on phones. Which is silly. Don’t they know they can get free ones from Obama?

Annie Z. Yu has more on this fine holiday tradition. Oh, and Wal-Mart workers are threatening to strike, and it’s all your fault or something.

(Hat tip: The Right Sphere)