DC Trawler

You’ll never guess who Time’s Person of the Year is

Despite what everybody assumed, they didn’t pick Obama.

Just kidding!

Through crises and gridlock, President Barack Obama kept the trust of the American people – and won a chance to rekindle the hope that inspired a nation.

Well, of course he did. And if you don’t think so, you’re a cancer-causing, tax-dodging racist with a dancing horse.

All hail Obama. Four more years. At least.