DC Trawler

You’ll never guess who Time’s Person of the Year is

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Despite what everybody assumed, they didn’t pick Obama.

Just kidding!

Through crises and gridlock, President Barack Obama kept the trust of the American people – and won a chance to rekindle the hope that inspired a nation.

Well, of course he did. And if you don’t think so, you’re a cancer-causing, tax-dodging racist with a dancing horse.

All hail Obama. Four more years. At least.