Via one of the perpetually aggrieved minions at “Think” “Progress”:
A smoothie shop in Vernal, Utah is sparking outrage over an unorthodox pricing structure that charges liberals an extra dollar. The shop, tellingly named the I Love Drilling Juice and Smoothie Bar, is owned by George Burnett, a pro-oil and gas activist. He donates the extra money to conservative organizations like the Heritage Foundation.
That’s probably illegal or something. Discrimination and whatnot. But then, we’re now living in a lawless society. If laws don’t apply to the left, why not charge them a buck extra while we’re at it?
This doesn’t balance out decades of tedious liberal crapola from Ben & Jerry, but that tenuous link gives me an excuse to rerun these Ben & Jerry’s flavors I thought up when those fat hippie dip$#!+s were giving away ice cream to the raping, rioting, granny-shoving Occupy losers who stunk up McPherson Square back in Nov. ’11:
- Academia Nut Crunch
- Berry Soetoro
- Boston Crack Pipe
- Chunky Commie
- Corporate Creep, Gimme Dough
- Crème Brûtalitée
- Fatcat Femur Crunch
- Grubby Hubby
- Inti-Mint-Ation Tactics
- No Grape Zone
- No Justice, No Peanuts
- Pepper Spray Mint
- Sensual Assault
- Slum Raisin
- Strawberry Cheeserape
- Taken into Custardy
- This Is What Obesity Looks Like
- Tutti Zuccotti