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Jim Carrey sings about guns, which are bad unless they’re protecting him

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Ever since Newtown, former comedian and onetime box-office draw Jim Carrey has used Twitter to wage an increasingly hostile anti-gun campaign. After all, Adam Lanza abused his rights, so why should you have any, you idiots?

Carrey has now recorded a purportedly humorous song on the subject. Here’s how he’s been promoting it:

I ain’t ‘fraid of no song. Let’s watch!

Cold Dead Hand with Jim Carrey from Jim Carrey

Wow. Well, no matter your opinion on guns, we can all agree on one thing: That was definitely 5 minutes and 56 seconds long.

In reaction to Carrey’s stirring rhetoric, some heartless motherf%ckers have resorted to logic. I have to confess, I succumbed to it myself:

No answer yet, but he’s a really busy guy. He does appreciate all the feedback he’s been getting, so keep letting him know what you think of his selfless efforts:


(Hat tip: Twitchy)

P.S. Here’s another heartless motherf%cker, bringing facts and evidence into it:

And that other one is still at it:

P.P.S. And we have our answer:

So guns are okay, as long as you can afford to hire other people to carry them? Huh.

I hope Carrey is paying the guy well. How would you like bodyguarding somebody who got up in front of the whole world and made fun of you for having a small penis?

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