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MSM holds out hope that the new suspects in the Boston Marathon bombing are Christian Tea Partiers

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This might be it, ABC, NBC, and CBS. Fingers crossed, NYT, WaPo, and Media Matters. Could this be the big break you’ve all been craving?

Associated Press:

Three more suspects were taken into custody in the Boston Marathon bombing case, including two college friends of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev who came to the U.S. from Kazakhstan, officials said Wednesday.

The allegations against them were not immediately disclosed. Gov. Deval Patrick, who said he was briefed on the investigation, told reporters it’s his understanding that the suspects had nothing to do with the bombings but helped the suspect after the fact…

Linda Cristello, a Boston attorney who represented Azamat Tazhayakov and Dias Kadyrbayev in immigration court Wednesday morning, said her clients now face separate federal charges and have an afternoon court appearance related to the bombing case…

The identity of the third new suspect wasn’t immediately released.

A-ha! Can you prove that any of these three aren’t teabaggers? After all, April is traditionally a big month for “right-wing violence”:

Until we know more, I think it’s safe to assume that these new suspects are card-carrying members of the Tea Party, and we should begin assigning blame accordingly.

Shame on you, wingnuts. Shame, shame, shame!

Update: Yet another case of teabagger terrorism?

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Jim Treacher