Every year, fashion disciples from all over the world descend upon the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City to kiss the ring of Vogue editrix Anna Wintour and congratulate each other on being fabulous at the most exclusive event IN THE WORLD — the Costume Institute Gala.
An invitation to the event is so sought after that Kim Kardashian went and got pregnant in order to score a blessing from Wintour herself. Last year, Kate Upton reportedly whipped out a check for $25,000 right in front of the devil in Prada herself in order to score a seat. Yes, it is that important. Like, trade-your-first-born important.
The gala brings out the fashion crazies with its seemingly random theme. This year, the theme was “punk” in order to debut the Met’s rotating fashion exhibit honoring punk fashions.
Chelsea Clinton was there because when you think punk rock the image that comes into your mind is obviously Chelsea Clinton. Naturally, Taylor Swift was there, so rebellious is her nature.
Just kidding! These people obviously aren’t punk rock at all. Here are the 10 least punky people at the punk-themed gala. Bless their hearts; some of them at least tried.