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#NotAllMuslims promise to bring back the Hidden Imam

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Just Ahmadinejad! Oh, you never know what that irrepressibly repressive dictator will come up with next, in his wacky quest to scour the world of Jews and everybody else who doesn’t share his religious faith.

Radio Free Europe, Radio Free Europe reports:

An Iranian government spokesman has said that outgoing President Mahmud Ahmadinejad will return with the Hidden Imam, who according to Shi’ite belief went into hiding in the 10th century and will reappear to bring justice to Earth.

“God willing, with the manifestation of Imam Mehdi, Ahmadinejad will also return and work for the establishment of pure Islam,” spokesman Gholam Hossein Elham was quoted as saying by Iranian news agencies…

Ahmadinejad came under fire in March for saying that former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez will be resurrected alongside Jesus and the Hidden Imam.

Sounds good to me. While you’re out, Ahmie, can you grab Andy Kaufman, Buddy Holly, and Natalie Wood for me? I’d consider it a solid.

Come on, man, you owe me for allowing Obama to get elected. Twice. Just think of all the crap you’d have to put up with otherwise!