Update: A person close to the Madoff family has no knowledge of a Madoff nephew named Stuart, according to Daily Intelligencer.
Hey, remember Bernie Madoff?
Well, plenty of people are still angry at him for that time his elaborate Ponzi scheme helped ruin the economy and was sentenced to 150 years in prison, but at least he has his rapping nephew on his side.
Stuart Madoff (who goes by Stu) is trying to make a name for himself in the rapping game with “Free Uncle Bernie,” which is perhaps the worst song of all time.
To save your ears from bleeding, the only lyrics are pretty much “It’s all in God’s hands now.” God’s, and whoever his cellmate is.
LISTEN: