DC Trawler

President Barack Obama promises smarter government

Somehow, this does not involve his resignation.

Good things are good. Therefore, let’s do good things, which will make things good. Duh.

Developing an aggressive management agenda! A smarter, more innovative, and more accountable government! Who could be against all that? Sounds awesome.

Although, wait a minute… What have we been getting for the last four years, then? I thought we already had the smartest, most innovative, most accountable administration ever. What happened to that?

Just kidding! The future looks brighter than ever, now that the United States Government has discovered the concept of autofill. I can’t wait to find out how much it’ll cost me for them to implement it!

And now, the rest of President Barack Obama’s statement:

(Hat tip: Daniel Halper)

Update: Once again, David Burge speaks for all of us.

Update: Everybody knows that the first step to smarter government is thinking up a Twitter hashtag for it: #SmarterGov. Ta-daaaaaa! The tough part is over.