There are plenty of reasons why you would want to be friends with Kate Upton.
If you were friends with Kate Upton, not only could you two have friendly philosophical debates because she prefers Kierkegaard while you like Nietzsche, you could also get her take on the sub-prime mortgage crisis and its long-term effects on our nation’s economy.
But most importantly, if you were friends with Kate Upton she would let you grab her boob.
The swimsuit model posted a photo to Twitter over the weekend of herself and two of her model friends. One of her pals has a handful of Upton’s left breast — a pose that Upton does not seem to mind.
She captioned the photo simply, “Love!”
Unfortunately, you are not friends with Kate Upton so if you tried this it would be considered assault and not “Love!”