1.) You don’t breathe
2.) You don’t have a pulse
3.) You sleep in a coffin
4.) You are decomposing
5.) Instead of having a body, you are a pile of ashes
6.) When someone saws off your arm with a Samurai sword, you don’t feel it
7.) When someone puts a corn dog in your mouth, you don’t taste it
8.) You don’t seem to ever get up from your nap
9.) When someone says if you smelt it you dealt it, you definitely didn’t deal it because you can’t smell anything anymore
10.) You were born in 1743
11.) You were born in 1773