Like father like son, the royal baby is also bald.
Kate Middleton and Prince William presented their son to the world Tuesday evening outside of St. Mary’s Hospital in London.
Dressed in a blue dress Middleton looked better than you probably ever will in your life a little over 24 hours after giving birth to an eight pound baby. William was also wearing a light blue button-down and cradling the royal baby, who still doesn’t have a name.
The couple later emerged from the hospital with the nameless infant in a car seat, ready to take him back home.
Our deepest apologies go out to the citizens of the United Kingdom, who will no longer have anything better to do with their free time than to place bets on what sex the royal baby will be.