In order to use the proper noun “Pippa Middleton” in a headline, People magazine called around to some of her friends to get a really generic quote about her thoughts on the royal infant, Prince George.
The royal-adjacent sister of Kate Middleton apparently said one time that she is “so happy to be an aunt, as I love kids” because it’s not like she is actually going to verbalize the fact that she hates that a wrinkly infant is taking all the attention away from her spectacular rear end.
In other Pippa news, she was recently named a contributing editor for Vanity Fair and penned a column about how much she loves tennis. It’s riveting stuff.