Boston Red Sox pitcher Ryan Dempster did what everyone in America would love to do.
During Sunday night’s game against the New York Yankees, Dempster decided to pelt Alex Rodriguez with baseballs, probably because he is an (alleged) steroid-abusing, egomaniacal punk.
Dempster visibly aimed several pitches at A-Rod’s body instead of home plate until he eventually nailed him in the left shoulder. Naturally, Red Sox fans erupted in cheers.
The umpire warned Dempster that he would be benched, so Yankees manager Joe Girardi screamed at the ump for the warning. Girardi was promptly ejected from the game.