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Jock Block: NYC strip club stops showing Giants games because they’re too depressing

Sarah Hofmann Contributor
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Rick’s Cabaret in New York City has announced that they are going to stop showing the New York Giants football games because they depress the customers too much. Lonnie Hanover, a spokesman for Rick’s, said, “After five straight losses, the crowd turned and started booing the TVs. The girls had to work extra hard. We are the first club to ban the Giants,” reports The New York Post.

One dancer, Alexandra, told Bob’s Blitz ,”There’s like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again.”

Another dancer, Monica, said, “It has become too painful to watch the Giants lose week after week.” Lindsay said, “We love the Giants, but they get the crowd at our weekend football viewing parties all depressed.”

Hanover said the club will continue to show all other NFL games. The Giant’s haven’t responded to this move, but one can imagine the face Eli is making:

manning face

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