Kate Middleton, a very wealthy and famous woman who gave birth to the future king of England three months ago, played volleyball Thursday.
The Duchess of Cambridge bumped, set and spiked it in a very practical volleyball-playing outfit consisting of high-heeled wedges, tight jeans and a snug blazer. 
During several moments in the game Kate raised her arms to hit the ball, which in turn raised her striped top above her navel, displaying a taut midriff, causing women everywhere to feel suicidal about the state of their own midriffs. 
Her impossibly thick and bouncy hair cascaded down her shoulders, giving merit to the theory that we made up just right now that she is a witch or some other type of freak of nature.
Seriously.
