DC Trawler

Don’t worry about the inevitable failure of Obamacare, everybody: King Barry is giving a speech

Whew!

Neil Munro:

President Barack Obama goes back on the virtual campaign-trail Monday, with a midday rally in the Rose Garden to champion his crippled takeover of the nation’s health-sector.

“The President will be joined by consumers, small business owners, and pharmacists who have either benefitted from the [Obamacare] health care law already or are helping consumers learn about what the law means for them and how they can get covered,” said a White House statement.

Covered… in what? Bovine fecal matter?

King Barry would’ve done this sooner, but it’s taken a while to find anybody who has actually benefitted from Obamacare, or at least is willing to claim so publicly. With each passing day, His Majesty’s herd of codependents grows smaller and smaller.

I wonder what he’ll say about the utter disaster that is healthcare.gov? If he had any shame or self-awareness at all, he’d simply slink up to the podium, mutter “Whoops,” and go back to the golf course.

Just because Obama is doing his level best to destroy America, whether by design or sheer incompetence, that doesn’t mean we can’t all have a good chuckle at his expense. Might as well. Unlike Obamacare, laughter really is free.

In other Utopian Pipe Dream News: Obamacare seeks to segregate patients, doctors by race. Just like the guy it’s named after.

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