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Americans able to refrain from masturbating over holidays

Taylor Bigler Entertainment Editor
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Americans are able to refrain from masturbating over holidays, new research concludes.

The extremely scientific data comes from the most-viewed porn site in the world, PornHub, which made graphs of porn-viewing habits in various countries over national and religious holidays.

According to PornHub, the site’s page views decline in the U.S. during holidays. This is most likely due to people being afraid that their visiting in-laws just make themselves right at home, flinging open the guest bathroom door with a devil-may-care attitude at any given moment.

THANKSGIVING:

Thanksgiving

CHRISTMAS EVE:

Christmas eve

CHRISTMAS DAY:

Christmas day

But, boy, do those Japanese really love their porn every day.

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