Sorry to break it to you: You are not marrying Pippa Middleton, but some other dude apparently is.
Us Weekly “EXCLUSIVELY” reports that Kate Middleton’s sister (who wears too much eye makeup, has bad fashion sense and is rumored to be royally disliked by the royal family) got engaged to boyfriend Nico Jackson earlier this month while on a trip to India.
Jackson is a banker, which means he is very British and very wealthy which is why he is marrying Pippa Middleton and you are not.
UK’s The Daily Mail, however, claims that Middleton is “NOT engaged,” according to a friend of Pippa’s.
In conclusion, Pippa is either engaged or not engaged.