Actor and plagiarist Shia LaBeouf returned to public life four days after announcing his retirement “from all public life.”
LaBeouf got everyone’s hopes up when he said he was retiring after people realized what an unoriginal douchebag he actually is.
But he reappeared over Twitter on Monday to address a joke that comedian Jim Carrey made at LaBeouf’s expense during the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday night.
Carrey said before presenting an award, “Dying is easy, comedy is hard. I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that. So young, so wise.” The quote is actually an old acting adage that can be traced back to the late 1800’s. LaBeouf apparently took offense to that and tweeted nonsensically:
If you explain @JimCarrey you’ve killed him, Nobody knows if it’s for real or not. That way he’s immortal.
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 13, 2014
Entertainment Weekly reports that LaBeouf also tweeted — and then deleted — a major dis about Carrey’s parenting skills and previous arrest. LaBeouf wrote, “@eonline At least I don’t get arrested for indecency on major LA highways! Or abandon love child’s.” (It’s no wonder LaBeouf has to plagiarize. He apparently doesn’t have a very good grasp on the English language.)
Despite his return to a very public social media platform, LaBeouf tweeted the follow-up:
I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 13, 2014
WE CAN ONLY HOPE.