Working side by side took on a whole new meaning today, as media mogul Arianna Huffington and MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski released a picture that shows them working boob by boob.
Indeed, the Third Metric, an effort about “redefining success” that suggests that there is more to life beyond money and power, has reached a whole new level of absurdity today as Third Metric Live, an event born out of The Huffington Post vertical, released an enticing advertisement with Brezinzki’s right boob plunging into Huffington’s left.
Dressed all in white, the pair look like cult leaders. The event will take place at DAR-Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C. on May 1-2. According to the ad, will focus on “wisdom, wonder, compassion and giving.” Prices vary depending on what degree of closeness you want to Huffington and Brzezinksi. The standard rate is $299. VIP is $399 and gets you reserved seating and an exclusive gift. Inner Circle is the most prestigious. For $999, you get reserved seating, the exclusive gift, a reception and lunch with the Boobsy Twins and other panelists.
To be sure, this ad may not have always been possible. A look back at Brzezinski’s, er, proportions shows that she’s changed over the years.
“Who’s the aggressor? Clearly the younger one,” said a prurient observer. “Nipple attack!”