There are many ways to crush a beer can. You can smash it under your foot like a boring person, or on your forehead if you’re a real American. However, one young woman is pioneering an entirely new way to dispose of finished cans: with her cans.
“Hales,” most likely short for Haley, is some person’s sister and has perfected the art of crushing aluminum with the sheer force of her bosom. Watch and be amazed at her strength.
We at the Daily Caller salute you, Hales.